Monday, March 20, 2006

Vernal Equinox

Yes folks, today is Vernal Equinox day. Well I don't know if it has an official government sanctioned holiday but it definitely is the Wiccan Sabbat of Ostara. The holiday of Spring Cleaning. Funny how most fun Christian holidays are really adaptations of Pagan sabbats. The goddess that governs Ostara is Eoster. hmmm. minus an o and add an A and you have... Easter.

This would have pissed me off. Here I had been waiting all year for the day to roll around. I knew I would get off working all day in the fields under the iron thumb of an oppressive Duke and come home to lather up in drawn butter and run around the forest in a sticky orgy of the flesh. But instead Rome comes along and says to me, Mr Pagan instead of moresome with breasty earthy chicks with no inhibitions you will instead be hunting for multicolored chicken eggs laid by a genetically confused rabbit all to celebrate the re-birth of Jesus.

Speaking of Rabbits! I saw the most alarming portrait of a man/rabbit at the LSU Union art gallery. Ummm can you say Danny Darko. My sweet gf's friend had a showing. I hate when women are so short that you can't cop a cheap feel when you bend over to hug them. She does have a juicy booty. I am not a sexism pig, I am addicted to Mountains and curvy women.

I am feeling better after the awkward weekend. I was frustrated at the behavior of the youngest and took it out on the gf who is reeling from stress at work, stress from school, and of course the actions of her two young ones. Doesn't seem fair in retrospect and I have apologized many times.

It is a work in progress.

anyways,
Great Travels and Grand Pagan Orgies if you are into that kind of stuff.

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