I am back

Ok nothing else to say but I am back.

Ludicrous

I know I should be working but I am taking a short break to get this out of my mind and out into cyberspace.

I come home last night from working out at the gym. I am sweaty but fulfilled. I am greeted by the great diva. She is tutoring our neighbour who has just started university. It is odd to see computer illiterate folks in this day and age. My dad is at that level also but I also thinks he plays it up so he can get cute Filipino girls to help him.

Well... the Diva tells me to go into the oldest's room. I bite. What the hell. There is a girl in there. White. Tall. Short bleach blonde hair. A little on the skinny side. Kinda a gothic feel to her. I was so excited. A girl. I was perplexed as she did not fit the gangsta rapper motif that the oldest has surrounded himself in.

We let them have their room and STUDY. So they start to put on this plea to go to the ludicrous concert in NOLA today but we defer. The oldest actually opted out of the whole deal in the end so I didn't have to be the bad guy which is nice and tell him that I have no desire to hit New Orleans after dark for some time especially a hip hop concert at Tulane.

Well later that night it comes out. THE GIRL was a lesbian. We were crushed. We have nothing against same sex relationships and such. I think the oldest thought we were judging her because of her sexual orientation. Little does he know, we were upset that he hadn't found a new belle and moved on from that immature Italian drama queen in Alabama.

Anyways,
Here is to hooking J Smooth up with a local drama free female.

Another Week Down

Busy week back from Long Beach.

I went over to my Ex's place and picked up the remains of my gear. Rolex, fake or not, I now have that puppy plus a crap load of photos when I was skinny.

Went out last weekend with some friends or folks from work. It was fun although one the husbands was putting off some evil vibes but that is because he and I share a naughty secret and every time he sees me he is reminded of his unholy transgressions. I just say "don't hate me, I have no problem being faithful to the woman I love."

Anyways back to this trip to the poolhall with my Diva. I made her dress up so we could take a step back into our sorted, fun past. I made her put a blouse on which showed her ladies off nicely every time she bent over the table to take a shot. I also made her wrap her rump and hips in a short skirt minus undie where.

This uniform led to my first ever visit to the ladies' restroom and a carnal encounter in the handicap stall. What can I say? Take those two goals off my lifetime list.

Happy Weekend to all,